I'm rubber; you're glue.

Today my sister called my blog stupid. So in retaliation, I offer the following little known facts about her.

• She listened to Stryper in high school.
• She can't pull off the rattail haircut, although god knows she tried for at least three years.
• She's a virgin. Okay, probably not true. But she refuses to talk to me when I say words like vibrator, discharge, or vagina so if she IS having sex, I can't imagine anyone is enjoying it.