This morning's email from Michael

R,

Guess what?........

Matthew prepared and ate his own breakfast. I discovered this as I entered the kitchen -- refrigerator door open, splashes of milk across the floor with a Cookie Crisp cereal trail to the kids TV room, where Matthew was munching away at his breakfast.

XOXO


This so sums up life in the McCullough household:

• We have no idea where the kids are in our own house.
• If the kids wait for me or Michael to feed them, they'll go hungry.
• We buy crap food.
• There are entire rooms in our house devoted to television, and the kids have their own.