Thursday, March 20, 2008

I forgot one - Inappropriate things my gynecologist has said to me

Are you ready for your intra-useless device?

Mind you, all of the inappropriate things were said during a SINGLE visit. A visit where I was getting my IUD inserted because my husband is a big chicken who hasn't gone to a regular doctor since he was EIGHT YEARS OLD, so going to the doctor who is going to touch his testicles is completely out of the question, and according to Fox News it might mean he's gay.

Also, I think my IUD may have migrated to my ovary or fallopian tube.

1 comments:

Delicious Libertine said...

I, for one, am happy to having you blog again. Although it will mean that I once again have the little extra bit of insight that on occasion I'd rather not have, but will secretly enjoy.